Thursday, 8 August 2013

My funny old job

My job is not what you would expect a 'normal' part time job to be. I don't waitress at a restaurant or bar, I don't work in a local shop, and I don't have a paper round. But here's what you can expect of me in my current job;

I can catch a duck with minimal fuss and show you how to easily tell the difference between the males and the females (and no, it's not dirty, minds out of the gutters!) 

I can do a three point turn with a tractor

I can perform a 5* demonstration on the correct way to wash your hands

I can tell you the difference between and comb and a wattle on a chicken

I can reverse a van with no back window

I can prep all the tills for the start of the day and cash up all of them at the end

 I can give you an educational 10 minute talk about pigs

On a similar note, I can give a piglet a world class belly rub (forget puppies, it's all about the piglets)

I can keep calm and aid anyone with a broken bone or serious head injury (and by this I don't mean I'm simply first aid trained, I actually have experience with both of these incidents) 

And lastly, I can make my way around a giant indoor play area completely blindfolded. 


I couldn't find a relevant photo, so here's one of me. And if you'd like to see more pictures of me pulling weird faces, follow me on Instagram


So, who can guess what my job is?

Georgia x

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4 comments:

  1. Ooh I'm thinking you work at a farm - one of the kinds of farms with a gift shop and that has visitors/schools who come and look around?

    Definitely a different part time job haha! But sounds exciting - I bet there are never 2 days the same :)

    Holly Mixtures
    xx

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  2. ahh you sound like you've got a fun job! i work in a cafe, restaurant and childmind so i think i'm very below average compared to you haha

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  3. Haha I have no idea! A farm maybe? :) x

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