I can catch a duck with minimal fuss and show you how to easily tell the difference between the males and the females (and no, it's not dirty, minds out of the gutters!)
I can do a three point turn with a tractor
I can perform a 5* demonstration on the correct way to wash your hands
I can tell you the difference between and comb and a wattle on a chicken
I can reverse a van with no back window
I can prep all the tills for the start of the day and cash up all of them at the end
I can give you an educational 10 minute talk about pigs
On a similar note, I can give a piglet a world class belly rub (forget puppies, it's all about the piglets)
I can keep calm and aid anyone with a broken bone or serious head injury (and by this I don't mean I'm simply first aid trained, I actually have experience with both of these incidents)
And lastly, I can make my way around a giant indoor play area completely blindfolded.
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So, who can guess what my job is?
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